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Believe It Or Not, Part 1We open in a small theatre. At the head of the room is a stage, with lush violet curtains drawn across it. The stage is crude, swathed with a glossless black paint and covered in scuff marks from shoes and chairs. The seats in front of the stage are composed of cheap, rough pads on plastic frames. The carpet, which runs down the aisle in the middle of the sea of seats, is the same deep purple as the curtains.
A man is rushing down this carpeted aisle. He is a rather pudgy individual, in his late forties, with graying black hair and a well-trimmed beard to match. He wears a deep red velour suit over a black pinstriped shirt, with a pin in the shape of three overlapping stars clinging to his lapel. He meanders over to the left side of the front row and sits, just as the double doors in the back of the theatre open, and our story begins.
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"What do you want, Clare?"
"Answers, Voyd." The lanky shape of Heartright Magic's most famed magician stumbles down the aisle, tailcoats flu
Valenwind - Ducks and Dating"Did you know that ducks mate for life?"
Cid raised an eyebrow, looking at the dark form across the table from him. Vincent was capeless, the candle between them illuminating his pale face and making his eyes seem to glow. He had spoken so suddenly, and so akwardly, that Cid wasn't sure if it was he who had spoken. "..Huh?"
"Ducks. You know. The ones that quack." The tip of Vincent's finger ran around and around the rim of his glass. As it collected moisture, it glistened. "I read it somewhere. They're monogamous. So it's like they get married, but they don't, because they're ducks."
Cid's menu flopped back down onto the table. "I'm not gonna lie. I don't know where the hell you're goin' with this."
Vincent's gaze rose to meet Cid's face. "Do I have to be going somewhere with it? I don't think anything's wrong with a little small talk on a nice, normal date..."
"Lemme remind you that you're the one who wanted to go on this goddamn date..."
"Mostly because having sex three times a week
Reasons to Miss YouMeeting in a hot tub and giggling about 'Sexen'.
Riding in the back of a van, on a bumpy road, another small adventure to add to my collection.
Stacks of staring wig heads.
The Santa hat on your Sephiroth wall scroll.
Having a bindi stuck to my face, clinging persistantly for days through showers and sleep.
Singing warped Backstreet Boys songs, and thinking only of the parodies when you hear the real songs live.
Listening to funny and familiar ring tones.
Laughing about silly things as the sun sets behind playground equipment.
Sitting on a bed as a guest in a cosy apartment, with a black cat at my feet.
Makeup-tinted bath water in a hotel lavatory.
Replacing Spongebob characters with Final Fantasy counterparts.
Cosplay photoshoots, and being the one behind the camera.
Bagheera's spiked pink collar.
Never feeling left out, and always feeling welcome, in any event.
Crabs, amazing horses, galoshes, and dugongs.
Listening to stories and feeling as if I was there, even if it had happened be
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