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Stop it right now. by Kellatrix Stop it right now. by Kellatrix
I hate this so much, I have two separate rants for it.

1. At the movies.
You payed to see this movie. I don't understand why you're wasting your money to sit in a dark room and text for two hours while the movie that you paid to see is going on in the fucking background. That, and all of us sitting behind you can see your cute little glowing screen. Oh, and that guy sitting next to you can hear your little button-pressing fingers. AND HOOO BOY. SOME OF YOU EVEN LEAVE THE VIBRATION OR ALERTS ON, so every five minutes or so, the rest of the theatre gets a nice 'HRRRRRR' or 'boop!'. What are you even doing? What is so important to you that you have to text in the middle of the fracking movie? Unless your dying mother is texting you, I see no reason why you need to waste your time and money on something that you can do when you aren't in a goddamn movie theatre.

2. While seeing a live theatre production.
These actors have rehearsed and prepared for months just to put on the show you're seeing. They're tired as hell, but the feeling of actually being onstage with an audience makes up for that. Oh. Except for that little ass-wipe in the front row who has his nose in his phone. The people in front of you that you probably aren't noticing right now have worked their butts off just to entertain your ungrateful ass, and you come in here, sit down, and text your way through the show that they've put so much into. WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE DOES THIS? If I wasn't so concerned about doing a nice job for those audience members who are actually PAYING SOME FUCKING ATTENTION, I would leap into the audience, sit on your lap, and answer your text for you. In a very inappropriate way. So put your damn phone away and WATCH and LISTEN or GTFO.

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I'm done now. XD
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:iconfandomverse95:
fandomverse95 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Professional Writer
People are stupid.
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Necromancer-Staff Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010
I've thrown my drink on a girl for texting in the theatre and leaving the sound on her phone on, actually.
It irks me. A lot.
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Envy-Fangurrl Featured By Owner May 16, 2010
Kell.

I love you.

So hard.

XD
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:iconkellatrix:
Kellatrix Featured By Owner May 16, 2010
I love you so hard, too. XD

And you HAVE TO SEE IRON MAN 2 OMG IT WAS EPIC.
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:iconenvy-fangurrl:
Envy-Fangurrl Featured By Owner May 16, 2010
NO. D:

But I finally saw Avatar XD

And bought Sherlock :33 forsixbucks
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:iconkellatrix:
Kellatrix Featured By Owner May 16, 2010
SWEET.

How was Avatar?
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:iconenvy-fangurrl:
Envy-Fangurrl Featured By Owner May 16, 2010
Not all it's cracked up to be, plot-wise IMO. XD

Special effects were pretty fucking rad, though. XD
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:iconkellatrix:
Kellatrix Featured By Owner May 16, 2010
That's what I figured. Sci-fi Pocahontas? XD
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:iconenvy-fangurrl:
Envy-Fangurrl Featured By Owner May 16, 2010
OHYEAH.

With a couple-a twists, but other than that, I could pretty much name everyone Disney counterpart XD
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The-Wall-flower Featured By Owner May 16, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
P.S

100% agree with everything you wrote in your Artist's Comment. >: U
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